Facts about Marriage

Wedding INVESTMENT:- Average 30 yrs

Rs.20,00,000 Marriage expenses
Rs.30,000 Monthly expenditure
Rs.3,000 Wife's monthly maintenance

RETURNS:- SEX

First 5 yrs Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 yrs Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 yrs Once in 15 days.
Next 10 yrs Once in a month.
Meaning -
1400 times sex in 40 years for an estimated expenditure of a whooping 1,78,40,000
+
Opportunity cost on 20,00,000 spent on wedding at 7% for 40 years as per current Post-tax FIxed Deposit Interest rate
2,98,48,915.68  = 4,77,88,915.68

COST

A Man spends Rs.34,135 for each time he has Sex with his Wife.
Outsourcing is cheaper.

JAGO GRAHAK JAGO.....

Author,
Raj.Trivedi
http://kcwithfun.blogsopt.com